Kids say things that are so funny, so honest, and so unexpectedly wise that you wish you had written them down.
I’ve been turning quotes from my family and friend’s kids into comic strips, and they’ve become great treasures.
But the character Sia isn’t one specific kid.
She’s a little bit of every kid – the strange logic, the accidental wisdom, the ruthless honesty.
So Sia could easily be your kid!
So here is my offer: If your child said something hilarious, strange, brutally honest, or unexpectedly deep…
Send it to me.
If I turn it into a Sia Says comic and publish it, I will send you $10.

You can choose whether you want to the strip be attributed to yourself or your kid by name, or whether you want to stay anonymous.
In any way, it’s the quickest 10 bucks you’re going to make today.
You can submit sayings in English or German.
The only conditions are:
a. It has to be real, not made-up.
b. You must be a family member of the kid
Once published, funds will come to you either via Paypal, Venmo, Zelle or direct deposit, based on your preference.
If your kid said something that made the whole room stop and laugh…
Submit it here, and if it becomes a comic → you get $10.
Send your saying to SiaSays@gmail.com.